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Pen Liberation News
At the moment the free the pens campaign is still an underground movement and has not established itself quite yet as a mainstream campaign like the RSPCA or Oxfam. BUT it does not mean to say we are less important, freethepens is a serious ;) campaign and that is why i feel it necessary to name and shame the following pen incarcerators (look it up!)
main offenders-
HSBC, NAT WEST, LLOYDDS TSB, ABBEY NATIONAL, THE WOOLWICH, HALIFAX, THE POST OFFICE, JEWSONS.
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Mitch Has Leprosy!
Poor, poor Toxic Taylor at the tender age of tw0 years old he has now fallen victim to the dreaded skin disease, leprosy. Although at this present time it is hard for us to telll what state the batty raver is in, we have been told from a reliable source he is reported to be missing and ear and lost a testicle whilst trying to wank the other evening. Mitchell is expected to buy the super glue needed to recover from such a gruelling ordeal in the next week. In other unrelated Toxic Twatface news speculationhas led us too believe our favourite mini rudeboy (cept' Nod) will be gracing our presence in the next two weeks, a Taylor spokesperson said this -
"It is expected that Mitch's dad will let him bak out in the next 2weeks, this is unless he gets caught doing anything else bad. He was s'posed to be making a comebak a week a two bak but got searched by the police (again) with a bong (again) and so his outcoming has been delayed." |
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Mong Heley - 'Well Let Me Explain Spot'
"Well, let me expalin..." Mong Heley starts, this is his way; for Mong Heley is the wise old man of wisdom who knows everything. Such a great skill shall not go unnoticed anylonger each week Mong Heley will know answer one of the most pickling questions ever, so if you want him to answer your question then send 'em in on the guestbook and we'll see how many he explains.... |
Mong Heley, the hundred year old wise man |
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I Miss Wig :(
"But never the two shall meet" said the tiger too her greatest fan, "the amount of love you wish to give, is more than i can stand."
And now you leave me in defeat, leave me a battered broken man. "The amount of love you wish to give is more than I can stand."
Now I have you where I want you, I know that you're listening. This is chance to tell you everything. My chance to tell you I loved you, but I have waited too long. Now that the records over, now that the reocrds over..... |
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